It was all for naught.

Seriously? Did we really just have the Party taken over by alpha-males?? Did we really trade war-mongering republicans for Harvey Mansfield-esque manly men Democrats???
For some reason, I had thought that there would have been a way to salvage the Party's image other than to resort to classic gendered polemics. Weak party? Inject some testosterone. Just don't get caught doping in the Tour.
Bastards.